When a bubbly new family moves next door, Peter gets annoyed. Fed up with being shot down by good-looking guys again and again, Meg decided to undergo a fashion makeover. His boss, Angela finds him very attractive without glasses and starts harassing him. When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in a snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house. But when Lois finds the teacher's written instructions in Chris' laundry, she and Stewie conspire together to find answers and teach Chris a lesson. On Family Guy Season 17 Episode … Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and vows to keep Lois and Peter from sleeping together. They are told that there are Russian Sleeper Cells all over US. When the Griffins visit him in Los Angeles, he desperately takes the first job offered to him in order to impress them—and finds himself directing a porno. Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor. Lois takes extra care of Peter and tries everything to jog his memory and until he starts hitting on other women. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition, in which the winner gets to breed with her. Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter's head. Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. After Joe builds a new home theater system, Peter tries to top it by building a multiplex in his backyard and discovers an Indian burial ground. While visiting the Griffins, Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged to his partner and wants to be married in their home. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ. But when Neil starts dating another girl, Meg becomes jealous and goes on the hunt to find a boyfriend of her own. But when it turns out he's actually Stewie in the future, Stewie gets a glimpse of his dismal adult life and realizes he must return to his own time and rewrite history. In order to improve her chances of getting into an Ivy League school, Meg decides to write for the school paper. And a terrified Stewie sets a series of traps for the Tooth Fairy, hell-bent on destroying him. When his plan backfires, Meg's chances of getting into Brown University are threatened. Over.Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. In an attempt to win a contest held by a local brewery, Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find the winning ticket hidden in a beer bottle. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin's so Brian can raise him. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past. When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th Century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired. Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swearword; ... Family Guy Episodes (9) S19 E10 Fecal Matters. However, when Stewie doesn't like what he sees, he realizes that the only way to ensure a different outcome is to change his ways immediately and hope for he best. Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed "Mental Mike." This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. Something, Something, Something, Dark Side. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point. Family Guy Pays Tribute to Carrie Fisher With Emotional Eulogy. Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby. Meanwhile, Meg and her new guy take an abstinence pledge, but still manage to find a loophole. Stewie recognizes the leader as the man who wants to return him to the "ovarian bastille". But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his family with no ability to communicate intelligently. SEASON PREMIERE. In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little? Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor. Go ahead and watch Family Guy online today. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house. Faced with losing the family home, Peter resorts to desperate measures to get the money and hunts down a famous man-eating fish for the reward money. Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. All's well until Brian is moved to another class where he must teach troubled kids to aim low. After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian lands a job with the prestigious New Yorker. Out of a job, Peter decides to follow his lifelong dream of becoming a knight with the traveling Renaissance Fair, but when he is caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, Maid Madeline, he must defend his family's reputation in an old-fashioned duel. But when Y2K hits and the world is destroyed, all that remains standing is a Twinkie factory. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker. ... Peter talks Joe into having an affair with his new attractive partner, until Bonnie finds out. My kids like me. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat. But when they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian decides he's had enough of being a second-class citizen. In order to help him, Death takes Peter back to the moment that Peter and Lois met and fell in love. SIGN IN Recaps for TV shows View TV episodes as 50 thumbnails Family Guy. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from the ocean only to discover that the man is a nudist. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question. But when they discover they're in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion, things go from bad to worse and the trio has to find a way back to Quahog safely. After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down. So the Griffins form a traveling family band that takes them all the way to New York to perform on "Saturday Night Live". But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Although Peter attempts to change the atmosphere of his new place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind. Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind. The only not happy about this is Meg, who is soon replaced with a sexier version and is forced to live elsewhere. However, things don't look so good for Brian when it's discovered that Quagmire hates him. At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control. But when Joe shows up to the game in a wheelchair and wins the crowd's hearts with his slick maneuvers and winning plays, Peter decides he wants to be a hero too. When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. Life is great for the Griffins until Peter's new high profile goes to his head. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age, and she gets a bit jealous of Meg’s new boyfriend. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. attempt to open an Italian restaurant. After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it. After the vet informs them that Sea Breeze is pregnant, Mr. Pewterschmidt refuses to let Brian near her. The owner cannot rebuild the bar so a British man purchases the bar and turns it into a pub where British families start congregating at the pub thereby ruining Peter's old haunt. When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland’s house and he shoots him. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening. The adrenaline rush from shoplifting sends her on a stealing spree that spirals out of control and leaves her behind bars. [disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Over.Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.Stewie: When this is what? When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. When Lois is appointed artistic director of the Quahog Players, she decides to make her first production "The King And I." Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for the free food, drama and women. He goes crazy without television, until Lois suggests he spend more time with his family. After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size. When Peter befriends the infamous former running back and brings him home to meet the family, the residents of Quahog aren't so welcoming to the new houseguest and tell him to take a hike. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way, so he tries to fix it himself. Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes. Meanwhile, Peter is forced to look for a job, but after several failed attempts he decides he's tired of starting at the bottom of the ladder. Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands in order to save the town from the corporate giant. James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. This short begins with Steve in front of a camcorder recording an SOS tape for someone to come and save him from his bumbling owner, Larry. When Peter's favorite show is canceled, he makes Chris pretend he is dying in order to ask the Make-A-Dream-Come-True Foundation to save the show. When Peter discovers the mansion was a whorehouse and isn't worth a dime, he must pull a fast one to save the day. Brian kisses the wife of one of Peter's best friends. Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it comes to the opposite sex. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker. But after Peter accepts the bribe, he makes a harsh realization. This makes Peter feel depressed and uncreative, so Lois asks him to be the producer. Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own. Rob Gronkowski, of the New England Patriots, moves into the house behind the Griffins, and the guys enjoy partying with him until his antics become overwhelming. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids. The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. Peter and Lois attempt to destroy the film and end up in a high-speed chase with two Catholic priests hell-bent on saving the movie. The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. Watch Family Guy season 4 episode 27 Online The Griffin Family History : When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs. In return, Peter fulfills a favor and takes the mobster's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. When Peter gets reprimanded for telling politically incorrect jokes at work, he is forced to attend a woman's retreat for sensitivity training. Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure, Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date, Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show, http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?date=10/08/07&id=20071008fox01, https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_Guide?oldid=229917. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds that her boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford), has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house. Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. When Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. His struggle to assert his civil rights lands him on death row at the pound, where he discovers every dog has his day. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing. "Long John Peter" is the 12th episode in the sixth season of the American animated television series Family Guy. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her. When Lois packs on some extra pounds, Peter's interest is renewed and things heat back up in the bedroom until her unhealthy eating habits get the best of her. They also counted the hour long episode Blue Harvest count as two individual episodes, explaining the differing episodes for the 100th show. But when Peter takes a wrong turn, they end up at a Native American Casino where Lois hits the slot machine once too often. After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. During the session, Stewie experiences a series of personal and emotional revelations about himself that fans will not want to miss. 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